Koalablog

Hey guys!

It's me! Karl the white koala! I've recovered from my bout of chlamydia, so now I'm back to my old self. Pawz asked me to be a guest blogger today because he is in bed with a hangover listening to his Sting CDs on repeat.

Since I spend most of my time sleeping 23 hours a day and eating leaves, I am slow to get news. But this article from last February caught my attention. It is from a website called Fox News. I didn't know that Foxes could use computers! That shows you how out of the loop I am! Anyway, the article basically says that cuter endangered species get more attention than ugly ones (at least I think it does... I haven't read past the headline because I decided to take a nap instead. Koalas are sleepy creatures! Unlike foxes who stay up all night making mischief. Those guys are pests.) My response to the article: SO WHAT? If ugly endangered species want to get non-endangered, they should get cuter. I sleep 23 hours a day and don't worry about getting eaten or attacked. You know why? I'm way too cute. Although I think that koalas are endangered or something, which means that other koalas must be ugly. I don't really know. I live alone.

So there you have it. I hope you enjoyed my blog post.

Love,
Karl