A New Friend

They found a white koala! He has chlamydia, but when he's recovered, perhaps he can be a guest blogger.

The stupid BBC doesn't allow their YouTube videos to be embedded, so you'll have to go and watch it yourself here.

Love,

Pawz

ABUSE

Me and some friends went out yesterday to the Renaissance Festival for turkey leg carcasses and cider spills, but I only found abuse! Here are pictures.

-Pawz

One Positive: Criss Angel was There! Squirrels love 'Mind Freak.' Me and my pals watch it every week. One time, I figured out how to levitate and figure out what color girls' thongs are. But CA is better!!!!

DOG ABUSE x 3

Child Abuse

All Occasions are Good for Celebrating America! You go brother!

These Guys Got the Right Idea!

My buddy Clawz made buddies with this croc. We dug his style.


The Fest also had many manimals from White Bear Lake and Elk River. We helped the guy in the walleye shirt make friends with the hotty in yellow and her husband. They shared a Zima with us. Zima XXX Hard Lemon Lime! My favorite. It paired nicely with the bits of cream puff we found near the trash.



When we were leaving, we saw a manimal get picked up by his hot wife.

Party Animalz!

I'd party with these guys.

- Pawz

2 Many Posts 2Day

WOW! I posted a lot today! I am exhausted.



This guy knows what's up.

Love,
Pawz

MANIMAL

I elect this to be the theme song of this blog.

Love,
Pawz

Don't Fear the Deer

Seeing as this is a squirrel blog, I feel the need to post a link to this story, since squirrels are friends with all the animals in the forest. Not to get political, but I think that the world would be a better place if humans stopped thinking of deer as the enemy and put an end to the annual holocaust known as hunting season, with the exception of the video game Big Buck Hunter, natch. STOP THE INSANITY.

- Pawz

MISSED CONNECTIONS

I also want to help my friends find their true love wayz.

Love,
Pawz McBush

Raccoon at White Castle

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Reply to: pers-427492066@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-20, 2:04PM CDT


you are the raccoon i saw digging for trash behind the white castle on lake street. i was the squirrel who smiled at you. i asked you if you wanted to share my acorn, but you hissed at me and ran away. later, i saw you at the wendys with a male raccoon, who i am assuming is not your husband (no ring). i waved again, and you didnt wave back. want to get together for coffee?"

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Squirrel Hunting

Hi! I am Pawz McBush, a squirrel who lives in Minneapolis, MN, but I travel all over the world. At least as far as New York City and even Bridgeport, Connecticut. Bridgeport has many cat friends; we have crazy nights. One time, I was in White Bear Lake too. What a town, what a life.

This is a blog about my friends.

Love,
Pawz